The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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