You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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