me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
