So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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