In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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