member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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