Three words: puerto rican gang bang
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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