dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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