I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He shit in the fireplace
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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