READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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