So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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