Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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