People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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