yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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