so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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