Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
MIDGETS
????
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
