worst night to have a conscience
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
