Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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