I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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