I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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