actually, I'm a sock model
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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