I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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