Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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