I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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