We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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