You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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