Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Say something about gay babies.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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