I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize