I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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