i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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