i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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