he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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