I just threw up on my dentist
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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