He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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