I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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