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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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