she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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