you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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