stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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