It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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