It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If that was your dad, he is hot
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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