Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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