I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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