She's JV to your varsity
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
