just come out here and I will go home with you...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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