he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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