I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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