why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
So apparently I’m into choking now
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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