try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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