If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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