I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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