If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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