we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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